$ROBOTRON

Half robot. Full degen. Zero sell button.
He rides a scooter because lambos are for people who sell.

LAUNCH IN
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CA COMING SOONβ„’ ser, stay calm
gm. I don't sell.
I don't even know how.

ROBOTRON RUSH

Dodge red candles, duck the FUD, grab the bags. Pump the MCAP. Don't get rekt.

MCAP$0
BAGS0
ATH$0

πŸ† TOP DEGENS

  1. loading the whales…

THE LORE

In 2021 a chad engineer bought the top. Then he bought the top again. Then again. With his last $30 he built Robotron: a robot with no sell function in its code.

Robotron tried to buy a Lambo. Declined. So he bought a scooter with LED wheels and started riding. He's been riding ever since. Past the bears. Past the jeets. Past the guy who said "it's going to zero".

He doesn't sleep. He doesn't sell. He just rides. πŸ›΄

Robotron laughing Robotron still holding Robotron with sunglasses
TICKER$ROBOTRON
SELL BUTTONNOT FOUND
VIBESIMMACULATE

THE ROADMAP

No fake partnerships. No metaverse in Q3 2027. Just a robot, a scooter and a plan.

  1. 01

    LAUNCH DAY

    SATURDAY, 8PM BRT
    • Live launch on pump.fun β€” CA revealed on stream, no presale, no team bag
    • Simultaneous Instagram Live for 1.3M+ followers
    • Telegram opens and the cult starts recruiting
    • First 100 holders get flagged as OG DEGENS
  2. 02

    LIVE ACTION

    LAUNCH WEEK
    • Daily lives on pump.fun β€” chart, chaos and the robot
    • Community challenges live: meme battles, raid races, holder trivia
    • Every MCAP milestone unlocks a new on-stream challenge
    • Best moments clipped for Instagram and 𝕏 raids
  3. 03

    GET ON THE RADAR

    PHASE 3
    • DEX Screener and DexTools trending + paid banners
    • CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap listings
    • Coordinated KOL wave β€” crypto twitter finds out about the scooter
    • Official meme pack drop for the raid army
  4. 04

    ROBOTRON RUSH CUP

    PHASE 4
    • Official tournament of the game with a prize pool in $ROBOTRON
    • Seasonal ranking with wipes β€” every season a new champion
    • Unlockable skins for the robot, holders get the rare ones
    • Top 3 of each season immortalized on the site
  5. 05

    CEX AND GLOBAL CULT

    PHASE 5
    • CEX listings β€” tier-2 first, then the big room
    • Merch drop: helmet, tee and the LED scooter sticker pack
    • Meme Factory: generate your own Robotron meme on the site
    • Real-world scooter tour β€” the robot goes offline (literally)

Roadmap subject to degeneracy. The only fixed item is: he never sells.

MEME VAULT

Certified dank. Steal them, post them, raid with them.

Robotron thumbs up while the market burns
me when the whole market is burning but I only hold $ROBOTRON
Angry jeets yelling at Robotron dining with a doge
jeets yelling Β· Robotron eating steak with his dog
Robotron distracted by a green candle
my girlfriend vs. the green candle

PICK YOUR MOOD

Tap a Robotron. Receive wisdom.